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Random bits - If I met The DoctorIf I could meet The Doctor,
and go anywhere and anywhen with him,
I would have him take me to the night my previous house got robbed.
Me and the Doctor, we'd beat those guys to a pulp and them let 'em go.
But we would take the stolen items back from them and take them back to the present
So that my family's past selves would still be missing the items, thus changing nothing
But returning the ownership of these items to me in the present
That way, the past hasn't been changed other than some robbers losing their heist painfully
And the only change in the future
is that I get back my original Nintendo Wii
and the 17 games that were stolen
as well as the games downloaded to the Wii from the Wii Shop Channel
That sounds like a brilliant idea, doesn't it?
Sample script (Cave Johnson)[Cave Johnson]
Test Subject! Cave Prime here. I have to warn you about this next test--the lab boys've detected an anomalous entity in this next test chamber. Don't know what the heck it is, but it's probably dangerous. So, I suggest you just haul jumpsuit and get the heck out of there.
Random Bits - Zeke Chroma and Claresh MorganZeke Chroma was an gifted teen who lived his everyday life in the department of tech support. (He was a very tech-savvy boy.) Zeke was always very fond of Dragon-type pokemon and Electric-type pokemon,so he decided to get as close to being one of them as possible; thus,his job. One day,a customer pleased with his service sent Zeke a Dragon Gem. (This particular customer was from Opelucid City.) He treasured this gem as his first big reward in his line of work,also being fond of the dragon aspect. One day,while walking around examining the gem for kicks while waiting on a few calls,he wandered into one of his co-worker's lab experiments. He stumbled and dropped the gem into the device. Wanting to get it back,and without thinking,he reached in after it. He felt a jolt and immediately pulled his arm out. But it was too late. He suddenly began to change. Electricity began to spark from his hands as the flesh atop them began to harden and widen. His skin gradually turned shades of black eve
Steam Workshop UpdateA new SCP map is coming out soon on my workshop!
It's based on SCP Containment Breach,so keep your eyes peeled and your comfiest safety blankets nearby! Maybe a stuffed animal or two.
Here's one of the new SCPs to give you a preview:
An anomalous wall decal SCP. It cannot be contained. It instead contains itself
in random rooms of the facility. Any room it contains itself in becomes infinite
and inescapable. After being in the room with 88.8 for one minute,it will attempt
to kill you. Surviving it (however that may be possible) is the key to escaping.
Sound interesting? Expect more new SCPs!
Slender Short idea*The shot opens up on an empty house. The owners are away,and it's nighttime.*
*Cue inside shot of an open window. A burglar approaches,removes the screen,and hops inside.*
*Burglar looks around triumphantly,and then sees Slenderman. Does not know what it is.*
Burglar: Who the f*** are you?!
*Burglar proceeds to shoot Slenderman with his gun. Slenderman disappears in a puff of smoke.*
*Burglar proceeds further into the house,but sees Slenderman to his left on the far end of the room.*
*Shoots Slenderman again,Slenderman disappears in a puff of smoke again*
*Burglar continues walking. Slenderman's shadow is seen by the viewer creeping towards the man.*
*As the man turns around,the shot cuts to the ground at his feet. A scream is heard,and the burglar's gun drops to the floor.*
*End of scene. Shot cuts out with a shout of static.*
Rokan Region - Connecting with the main gamesIn my own personal headcanon, Secminour roams the Pokemon world as part of his world exploration interest. But,there's a reason why he isn't back in the Rokan region,managing the league: Two years ago, (aka Black/White era) the entire Rokan league was shut down temporarily due to the uprise in crime around the world. Team Plasma included. As such,everyone had to find a place to go,other things to do. Mora Lite spends her time as Professor Maple's assistant, helping with her research. Seul has since then exited his time of seclusion to return to his fans and do Pokemon battles with trainers at Derniere City. Pitaine left on another excursion of his and hasn't shown since. Battre continues to train his Pokemon,but spends the majority of his time having fun with them,sometimes even going to see one of Seul's shows with them. Roporte spends his time with a crew of people restoring Particulier Island. Giovanni,of course,has since then gone to Unova to be part of the Kanto Leaders tournament
Game concept - Slender: BedroomSlender: Bedroom
Slender: Bedroom takes place within the player's bedroom,the player being a random person of course. Assumably female.
The player is having a nightmare (to a black screen describing it in text.).
"Ugh...this is horrible...augh...!"
*the player wakes up to the sight of their room*
"Oh,it was just a nightmare...good."
*the player goes back to sleep. A few seconds later,a clattering sound is heard.*
"What? What was that?"
*the player opens their eyes to see that their bedroom around them has been distorted and stretched out into a messy,cavernous room*
"What happened to my room?"
*player's head turns towards their nightstand*
"Good thing I keep my flashlight nearby at all times."
*the player picks up the flashlight and stands up.*
[It then switches to the player free-roaming their room trying to find out what's going on.]
*the player finds a page.*
1 "What's this? ...'Can't escape?' What does that mean?"
2 " 'Don't run'...don't run from what
Animal Crossing City Folk Tip - HalloweenHey,do YOU play Animal Crossing: City Folk? Are YOU still paying off your debt and the Town Fund? Having trouble scrounging up bells? Well,do I have the solution for you! When Halloween swings by in-game,you'll probably be scrambling around town trying to find Jack to exchange your candy for his furniture. But,what to do after your candy supply is at 0? (Assuming you don't have a costume) Well,here's what you can do:
First,grab a plain shovel you wouldn't mind losing,and go to an open area in your town. Then,dig a bunch of holes. Make several sets of four holes that you could trap someone in,and leave one space open so a person could be shoved in. Make one for each fake Jack in town. After all the holes are dug,go find an impostor Jack and lure him back to all the holes you dug. Lead him to one set of holes,and (making sure there's nothing in your inventory except for the shovel you currently have equipped) let them catch you. Having nothing in your items,they'll give you a Pumpkin hea
TF2 Item Ideas
Team Fortress 2 Item Ideas -
Spy - Multi-Sapper:
Based off of a Flip Video camera,the Multi-Sapper takes place of the Spy's sapper. It does so because it is essentially all sappers in one. The way it works: When equipped,the Spy only holds it,and it does not activate until the player left-clicks. When doing so,the Spy shows an animation of sliding open the camera/sapper. (For simplicity,I'll just call it the camera.) Then,an HUD similar to that of the disguise kit appears showing all the different Sappers. When one is selected,the Spy makes an animation of sliding the slider,followed by the HUD and the camera closing,and lastly an image of the chosen sapper appearing over a team-colored background on the camera's screen. The USB pops out,and then the Spy holds it like a knife,the USB pointing downwards. (Sappers can be switched as many times as wanted.) Attacking players with the charged Multi-Sapper,it can backstab them for 10 damage. But,when used on an Engineer's buildings,the entir
(JeanxReader) [AU Modern] Pitch Perfect Being in Show Choir was the best thing that could happen to you. When you sing, you feel like you're expressing yourself. When you sing, you let out all your feelings and stress. It's your life. You've been waiting all Spring Break to come back.
"Alright guys, quiet down." Instructor Hanji said to you guys, most of the class hushed, leaving Eren talking loudly to Armin. "Jaeger, do I need to make that a point?" She said, threatening to take away a minute to your free time. He shut his mouth then. "Alright~" She chirped. "Next Monday you all will have to perform your duet with your assigned partner!" She clapped her hands together. "I'll name out the pairings~" She smiled and lifted the paper in front of her. She purposely took in a slow breath to make the already tense students squirm, waiting for their name to be called.
"First is Eren Jaeger and--" Eren straightened, hearing his
OC Interview! Guidelines:
You ( the creator ) can butt in if you think your characters are lying about something or just to tease them ;D make it interesting~
You may tag people or you don't have to! Doesn't matter to me! c:
Hello there and welcome to the interview! Please tell us your name, age, and gender!
Awesome! Could you describe yourself to the viewers?
Wow you sound very nice looking! What are you? Are you human or no?
Tell us a bit about your past, no need to go into a lot of detail but just the basics!
Interesting, interesting. Let's get into the real details! Are you in a relationship? Or do you have a interest in someone? Don't be shy, it's not like this is going on the internet or anything c:
Huh...interesting. So, where are your whereabouts as of now? Do you live in one place or do you jump around to different places?
Do you live/travel with anyone?
Whose your closet friend? Tell us a bit
Chapter 1The Great Mouse Detective: The Mystery of the Vanishing Crown
Dominique ‘Madam Red’ D’Artagnan was preparing for a busy work day by taking out the gowns and day dresses that she had made the night before and putting them on her dummies to show her customers what they would look like when worn since she felt that her customers liked it better to see how the dress is worn rather than figure it out for themselves. The female French mouse was wearing one of her own designs, she so loved advertising her own work and she had gotten a lot of questions about her dress from potential clients.
Straightening up and looking into a mirror, she made sure that she was presentable to her clients...she would hate to look terrible when everyone here in London knew who she was and it was her reputation on the line. Dominique is a lovely French mouse with tan fur, black hair with red highlights and blue eyes, and she has a beauty mark under her right eye. Her hair is curly that
Daily Logs 4-15-14I. Leslie escorts Zef to Engineering so nobody eats him. Terrifying him is her exclusive right.
II. Another Cardassian boards the ship—Roca. Webb trusts her about as far as he can throw her, and sends out a shipwide announcement about her return
III. Rorin learns it’s better not to glomp Webb
IV. Molly mysteriously discontinues her session with T’Pah
V. Molly assesses Gyles’ threat levels…
VI. Kyle tries to make friends with Webb
Leslie: *stalking majestically down the hallway, side by side with Lion, acting like she owns the place (which she does) and keeping an eye out for any invaders*
Zef: *hurries through a Jefferies Tube together with his guinea pig, Zef crawling behind the small animal until they reach a hatch where they're supposed to leave their tunnel...* *both stop, Zef opens the hatch carefully, so guinea pig can stick out his head suspiciously, not yet sure what they should best do ne
Conversations Between Father and SonFather: Why did you draw all over the walls with crayons?
Son: I don’t know.
Father: What possessed you to do this?
Son: I don’t know.
Father: You know how long it will take to clean this?
Son: A long time?
Father cleans marks on wall. Proceeds to find son playing with a phone.
Father: Don’t play with that!
Son: Why not?
Father: It’s not a toy!
Son: Then why do you play on it?
Father has no answer for Son and instead decides to send his son upstairs to bed. Father checks latest high score in pinball before closing the phone. Hears thunderous noise coming from upstairs. Proceeds to his son’s room. Opens door to find son jumping on bed.
Father: Why are you jumping on your bed?
Son: I don’t know.
Father: Get off.
Son: I’m hungry.
Father: You just ate.
Son: That was a long time ago.
Father: It was only half an hour ago. Time to go to bed.
Son: Can I have a cookie?
Father: No, you may not.
Son: I want a cookie?
Father: And I want a vaca
I'm tiredSeth: *goes into the kitchen to get a soda* *sees Mirror hunched over Mari, who's sniffling, and has her hand over her right eye, and Lenore is next to her, apologizing like mad* What happened?
Mari: *pulls hand away from eye* *shows that she has a golf ball in her eye socket*
Seth: Ouch. How in the world did you manage that?
Mirror: They were playing golf, and Lenore's ball wound up in Mari's eye.
Lenore: Why didn't you duck? I said "Ford!" and everything!
Mari: It's "fore!" you ninny!
Iris: *comes back into the kitchen*
Mirror: Good, your back. Did you find the soap?
Iris: Nope, but I got some pliers! *holds up some huge pliers*
Mari: O.O *screams and tries to run* NOT THE PLIERS, NOT THE PLIERS!!!
Daily Logs 4-12-14I. Mal's daemon, Cassandra, has a few things to say about Vekal.
II. Molly isn't doing well, Vekal discovers.
Vekal: *is in the lounge, eating a green stew with her Cardassian hyena lying beneath the table, because while Vekal thinks that people food and animals shouldn't be in the same room, she's found to her annoyance that she /can't/ separate herself from the animal*
Malcolm: *enters the lounge with the cat snoozing on his shoulder* *waves at Vekal as he heads to the replicators*
Vekal: Hello, Ensign. *glances at the cat* That looks uncomfortable.
Cassandra: *opens one eye to regard Vekal* *yawns and closes the eye again*
Malcolm: *blushes* Erm... it can be...
Vekal: It seems to trust us, anyway. *smiles*
Malcolm: She... er... She regards almost everyone as a "pleb"... and doesn't fear an uprising. *shrugs and gets himself a meal*
Vekal: A what? *sits up a bit, and the Cardassian hyena does, too* I don't think I'm familiar with the term.
Malcolm: *groans* A
SkepticismGuy 1: Like a lot of people, I'm not a cynic or a pessimist. I'm a skeptic!
Guy 2: What's the difference?
Guy 1: My viewpoint can still change!
THEN WHO WAS PHONECriticalDawn: Here's the abridged version. Turn your volume down the first time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKdftmjhMYo
X_Sniper7: much cweepy
X_Sniper7: PASS THE TEA
CriticalDawn: SURE THING DO YOU WANT GREEN OR ENGLISH BREAKFAST
X_Sniper7: EITHER OR
CriticalDawn: ALRIGHT TRY THE GREEN IT'S LOVELY WITH HONEY
X_Sniper7: MMMM DELICIOUS
CriticalDawn: Oh gawds, what have I done?! RUPERT, NOOOO! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A CYBORG!!! PLEASE, DON'T LEAVE ME NOW! PLEASE, JUST...
CriticalDawn: *DRAMATIC MUSIC*
CriticalDawn: JUST COME BACK! WE CAN STILL DO THIS TOGETHER! WE ONLY HAVE TO KILL THE WABBIT AND WE'LL
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