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Random bits - If I met The DoctorIf I could meet The Doctor,
and go anywhere and anywhen with him,
I would have him take me to the night my previous house got robbed.
Me and the Doctor, we'd beat those guys to a pulp and them let 'em go.
But we would take the stolen items back from them and take them back to the present
So that my family's past selves would still be missing the items, thus changing nothing
But returning the ownership of these items to me in the present
That way, the past hasn't been changed other than some robbers losing their heist painfully
And the only change in the future
is that I get back my original Nintendo Wii
and the 17 games that were stolen
as well as the games downloaded to the Wii from the Wii Shop Channel
That sounds like a brilliant idea, doesn't it?
Sample script (Cave Johnson)[Cave Johnson]
Test Subject! Cave Prime here. I have to warn you about this next test--the lab boys've detected an anomalous entity in this next test chamber. Don't know what the heck it is, but it's probably dangerous. So, I suggest you just haul jumpsuit and get the heck out of there.
Random Bits - Zeke Chroma and Claresh MorganZeke Chroma was an gifted teen who lived his everyday life in the department of tech support. (He was a very tech-savvy boy.) Zeke was always very fond of Dragon-type pokemon and Electric-type pokemon,so he decided to get as close to being one of them as possible; thus,his job. One day,a customer pleased with his service sent Zeke a Dragon Gem. (This particular customer was from Opelucid City.) He treasured this gem as his first big reward in his line of work,also being fond of the dragon aspect. One day,while walking around examining the gem for kicks while waiting on a few calls,he wandered into one of his co-worker's lab experiments. He stumbled and dropped the gem into the device. Wanting to get it back,and without thinking,he reached in after it. He felt a jolt and immediately pulled his arm out. But it was too late. He suddenly began to change. Electricity began to spark from his hands as the flesh atop them began to harden and widen. His skin gradually turned shades of black eve
Steam Workshop UpdateA new SCP map is coming out soon on my workshop!
It's based on SCP Containment Breach,so keep your eyes peeled and your comfiest safety blankets nearby! Maybe a stuffed animal or two.
Here's one of the new SCPs to give you a preview:
An anomalous wall decal SCP. It cannot be contained. It instead contains itself
in random rooms of the facility. Any room it contains itself in becomes infinite
and inescapable. After being in the room with 88.8 for one minute,it will attempt
to kill you. Surviving it (however that may be possible) is the key to escaping.
Sound interesting? Expect more new SCPs!
Slender Short idea*The shot opens up on an empty house. The owners are away,and it's nighttime.*
*Cue inside shot of an open window. A burglar approaches,removes the screen,and hops inside.*
*Burglar looks around triumphantly,and then sees Slenderman. Does not know what it is.*
Burglar: Who the f*** are you?!
*Burglar proceeds to shoot Slenderman with his gun. Slenderman disappears in a puff of smoke.*
*Burglar proceeds further into the house,but sees Slenderman to his left on the far end of the room.*
*Shoots Slenderman again,Slenderman disappears in a puff of smoke again*
*Burglar continues walking. Slenderman's shadow is seen by the viewer creeping towards the man.*
*As the man turns around,the shot cuts to the ground at his feet. A scream is heard,and the burglar's gun drops to the floor.*
*End of scene. Shot cuts out with a shout of static.*
Rokan Region - Connecting with the main gamesIn my own personal headcanon, Secminour roams the Pokemon world as part of his world exploration interest. But,there's a reason why he isn't back in the Rokan region,managing the league: Two years ago, (aka Black/White era) the entire Rokan league was shut down temporarily due to the uprise in crime around the world. Team Plasma included. As such,everyone had to find a place to go,other things to do. Mora Lite spends her time as Professor Maple's assistant, helping with her research. Seul has since then exited his time of seclusion to return to his fans and do Pokemon battles with trainers at Derniere City. Pitaine left on another excursion of his and hasn't shown since. Battre continues to train his Pokemon,but spends the majority of his time having fun with them,sometimes even going to see one of Seul's shows with them. Roporte spends his time with a crew of people restoring Particulier Island. Giovanni,of course,has since then gone to Unova to be part of the Kanto Leaders tournament
Game concept - Slender: BedroomSlender: Bedroom
Slender: Bedroom takes place within the player's bedroom,the player being a random person of course. Assumably female.
The player is having a nightmare (to a black screen describing it in text.).
"Ugh...this is horrible...augh...!"
*the player wakes up to the sight of their room*
"Oh,it was just a nightmare...good."
*the player goes back to sleep. A few seconds later,a clattering sound is heard.*
"What? What was that?"
*the player opens their eyes to see that their bedroom around them has been distorted and stretched out into a messy,cavernous room*
"What happened to my room?"
*player's head turns towards their nightstand*
"Good thing I keep my flashlight nearby at all times."
*the player picks up the flashlight and stands up.*
[It then switches to the player free-roaming their room trying to find out what's going on.]
*the player finds a page.*
1 "What's this? ...'Can't escape?' What does that mean?"
2 " 'Don't run'...don't run from what
Animal Crossing City Folk Tip - HalloweenHey,do YOU play Animal Crossing: City Folk? Are YOU still paying off your debt and the Town Fund? Having trouble scrounging up bells? Well,do I have the solution for you! When Halloween swings by in-game,you'll probably be scrambling around town trying to find Jack to exchange your candy for his furniture. But,what to do after your candy supply is at 0? (Assuming you don't have a costume) Well,here's what you can do:
First,grab a plain shovel you wouldn't mind losing,and go to an open area in your town. Then,dig a bunch of holes. Make several sets of four holes that you could trap someone in,and leave one space open so a person could be shoved in. Make one for each fake Jack in town. After all the holes are dug,go find an impostor Jack and lure him back to all the holes you dug. Lead him to one set of holes,and (making sure there's nothing in your inventory except for the shovel you currently have equipped) let them catch you. Having nothing in your items,they'll give you a Pumpkin hea
TF2 Item Ideas
Team Fortress 2 Item Ideas -
Spy - Multi-Sapper:
Based off of a Flip Video camera,the Multi-Sapper takes place of the Spy's sapper. It does so because it is essentially all sappers in one. The way it works: When equipped,the Spy only holds it,and it does not activate until the player left-clicks. When doing so,the Spy shows an animation of sliding open the camera/sapper. (For simplicity,I'll just call it the camera.) Then,an HUD similar to that of the disguise kit appears showing all the different Sappers. When one is selected,the Spy makes an animation of sliding the slider,followed by the HUD and the camera closing,and lastly an image of the chosen sapper appearing over a team-colored background on the camera's screen. The USB pops out,and then the Spy holds it like a knife,the USB pointing downwards. (Sappers can be switched as many times as wanted.) Attacking players with the charged Multi-Sapper,it can backstab them for 10 damage. But,when used on an Engineer's buildings,the entir
Boys Will Be...Dumb (part 1)Same stretched and cracked his neck. He wasn't hanging out with Themis and friends today. He had to work for half the event today. All that food and not allowed to touch any of it. He'd just been carrying boxes of food from one location into the on site kitchen all damn morning. This day seemed more casual. Perfect. He misses the casual day. Anyway, now he was off and the sun was going down and everything was less shitty in the word. He shook his head and sweat sort of splattered around some. If he got any more wet he'd prolly grow his damn tail. It was annoying on land. Especially in a crowd. Where the hell is the punch bowl.
Quinton kept his hands tucked into his pockets. The urge to pick at his nails and fidget too much with his hands had been returning to him since his run in with Lyra. He thought the bad habit from his teen years was dead and gone, but something about the Meloetta really messed him up. Tonight's look was easy and honestly a bit lazy. He'd heard it was supposed to
Mal: Everything I do.Mal: Look into your hear-r-rt....You will find....there's nothing left....to hi-i-ide....Take me as I a-a-am....Take my life....I'd give it all, I would sacrifice! Don't tell me, it's not worth fighting for! I can't help it; there's nothing I want more! You know it's tru-u-ue! That everything I do....O-o-o-oh! I do it for you....Oh yeah! There's no love....like your love....and no other....could give more love....There's no care! Unless you're there! All the ti-i-ime! All the WA-A-A-AY!
Alejandro: I'm not following the story art here....
Mal: Sut up!
Mal: Look into your heart baby! You can't tell me, it's not with fighting for! I can't help it! There's nothing I want more! I'd fight for you!
Mal/Mal's nipples: I'd lie for you!
Mal: Walk the wor-rld for you! I would die....for....yooooou....You know it's true....that everything I do....O-o-ohhh....I'd do it for you....
Mal: Those goosebumps will go away in a moment....
Pasta and Pastette differences 1● = BEN
●BEN suffers from hydrophobia
♡ BENNY actually loves water. She will only avoid it if it is cold (below 70 degrees) due to the fact she drowned in subzero water
● BEN is described as being perverted
♡ BENNY doesnt really care for sexual things unless she's joking with a friend.
● BEN doesnt eat that much
♡ BENNY can literally put a buffet out of business (I like to think she died hungry, so the hunger stayed with her after death)
● BEN has the same outfit and looks as Link
♡ BENNY does resemble a female Link, however, she has "glitches" as she calls them. She can change her forms/looks. This gives her different body types and outfits, she cannot change to look like someone else.
● BEN and Jeff are described as great friends
♡ BENNY and Jess are also good friends, but though she won't admit it, she adtually likes spending time with Masquerade more
● BEN always plays video games
♡ BENNY o
Skyrimon profiles: Team MageKirbyKirbyKirby1992, trainer of Fiona.
Likes: VoiceMan, cute things, love, finding valuables, friends, teamwork, cooperation, and making new spells
Dislikes: Alduin, spell backfire, side effects of magic, always finding coal, and hatred
Weapon(s) of choice: Flames, Frostbite, and Sparks
Favorite food: Red Apples and sweets
Least favorite food: Anything nasty
Favorite spell schools: Healing
Favorite Shout: Any, but mainly Whirlwind Spirit
Favorite places: Riverwood, Riften, and her home Kuttlmor
Current target location: Helgen
Immune to: Frost, Flames, and Sparks
Fiona, Silky's companion.
Likes: Quill, fire, puzzles, peace, sophistication, and new discoveries
Dislikes: Water, darkness, shadows, evil, and ghosts
Favorite type-wise move: Mystical Fire
Favorite move in general: Future Sight
Weapon of choice: Magic staff
Boys Will Be...Dumb pt2"Your Dad picked your Mom up in the sandbox and realized she was too good for him so he checked the trash instead you filthy son of a-!!" A nail made contact with the back of his ear and his insult died in his throat. Blue eyes widened dramatically and pupils dilated to nearly fill them entirely before slowly, as if he were falling asleep, his eyes shut. The purring resumed, louder than before. Intrusive rumbles broke the air and filled the tiny space with the cat's content. Leaning into the touch he whined a little between the low vibrations in his chest, rubbing his head against Layne's hand as a smile tugged at his lips. Once again, his bliss was fleeting. Same burst in, bringing him back to his senses and scrambling away from Layne. His face couldn't heat up any further if he stuck his head in the oven. Huffing out ragged breaths, his mortification getting worse and worse by the second, he sneered at Same. "How much of that did you use?" he spat at the Sharpedo, "That's expensive p
Skyrimon profiles: Team WarriorVoiceMan, trainer of Quill.
Race: Imperial Vampire
Occupation: Student at Winterhold
Likes: Silky, new discoveries of provinces and places, fighting, picking locks, Sevin when he's angry, moonlight, ancient artifacts, battling Dragons, being insane, and dungeons
Dislikes: Alduin, sunlight, assassins, Astrid, Frost Trolls, Dark Elves, and invaders
Weapon(s) of choice: Golden/Ivory Dragon Claws or Flames and Imperial Sword
Favorite food: Garlic, Red Apples, and Alto Wine
Least favorite food: Salt piles
Favorite spell schools: Destruction, Illusion, and Conjuration
Favorite Destruction: Flames
Favorite Illusion: Clairvoyance
Favorite Conjuration: Flame Atronach
Favorite Shout: Force Balance Push
Favorite places: Whiterun, Winterhold, and Riverwood
Current target location: Riften
Immune to: Frost, disease, and poison
Quill, VoiceMan's companion.
Likes: Fiona, grasslands, nature, Spriggons, Shur U. Ken when he's angry, war, punching things, and throwing his weight into movements
'What the duck?' Pt. 1Setting: Transylvania
Sub-setting: in a castle's Throne Room
Jenny: *is asleep on a throne between two large sets of armor* Zzz...Goin' batty...Zzz...Count Duckula...Zzz...
Obsidian: *is sitting at the entrance, seeing an old-looking duck in old-fashioned clothing walk in* (Scrooge...?) *flies over to Scrooge* Hold up!
Scrooge: Oi! What's this, now?
Obsidian: The boss here is too big for you to fight on your own!
Scrooge: Oh yeah? There ain't no boss too big for me to beat! *marches off to the Throne Room*
Obsidian: *facepalm* Don't blame me if the boss squishes you!
At the Throne Room...
Jenny: Zzz...The Crown of Royals...Zzz...Must protect it...Zzz...
Scrooge: *kicks the doors open, waking up Jenny* Up an' at 'em!
Jenny: Eh? *sees Scrooge, then laughs at him* SO PATHETIC!!!
Scrooge: Enough lolly-gaggin'! Ya know the boss o' this place?
Jenny: You're lookin' at her, ya stupid duck.
Scrooge: YOU? You're a might bigger than what I'd expect for a boss.
Jenny: Yup! Like what ya
Skyrimon profiles: Team BanditNumberSevin, trainer of Shur U. Ken.
Race: Dark Elf
Likes: Assaulting royalty, trespassing provinces, thievery, invisibility, darkness, teasing victims, and stealing precious items
Dislikes: Others stealing from him, VoiceMan being cocky, and cowards
Weapon(s) of choice: Orcish Dagger and Ancient Nord Sword
Favorite food: Human Hearts, Hagraven Feathers, and Pears
Least favorite food: Honeycombs
Favorite spell schools: Stealth
Favorite Shout: Whirlwind Spirit
Favorite place: Whiterun
Current target location: Sovngarde
Immune to: 20% of everything
Shur U. Ken, Sevin's companion.
Likes: Water, darkness, shadows, evil, toying with his victims with light-speed, and ghosts
Dislikes: Bombs, magic, counter-thieves, and failed missions
Favorite type-wise move: Water Shuriken
Favorite move in general: Substitute
Weapon of choice: Ninjutsu
PARPG - An awesome adventure!! 09/09/2014It was a rainy day. All the Pokémon living into SummerFlowerRanch were really, really sad because that day they had to go all together to the Safari Zone, but considering the rain everybody decided to stay at home. The only Pokémon which still wanted to go was Dark Kinght, the little Ralts! Seeing he was ready to leave, Kaze, the Seedot, decided to follow him “Together we will have more fun!” she said.
The two left with only a little bag, containing their lunch and some useful things like a mobile phone and some sticks, to get the berries from the tallest trees. They walked till they got into the Forest part of the Safari. It was really beautiful, you could see the sun between tree’s leaves, feeling the wet grass under your feet and big water drops falling from the top of the trees. “At least, thanks to all this trees, we don’t get all the rain on our heads!” said Dark Knight. Kaze nodded, but she was thinking rain isn’t that bad: she
The TrundlerThe waste land behind the fire station is always silent. No birds sing there, and even the wild rabbits and feral cats avoid it. Weedy wildflowers nod their seasonal heads in the breeze. Lying fallow in the midst of housing developments, shopping malls, the new movie theater — the vacant lot stands out like a knife wound on a woman’s placid face, shocking, brazen, ugly.
It is always empty. Except for one thing: a ragged heap of old trash, all nasty black tar paper and vicious snarls of rusted wire, car parts and broken glass and other junkyard jetsam. The embodiment of injury waiting to happen, an invitation to a tetanus shot... the city never hauled it away. No one ever wants anywhere near it; it radiates an eerie sense of calculating watchfulness.
And at night, it wanders.
When darkness falls, and the last cars heading into the hives of tract housing stop illuminating the asphalt with moving-picture shadows, it… unfolds. Bitter, broken tangles, grotesquely mov
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