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Random bits - If I met The DoctorIf I could meet The Doctor,
and go anywhere and anywhen with him,
I would have him take me to the night my previous house got robbed.
Me and the Doctor, we'd beat those guys to a pulp and them let 'em go.
But we would take the stolen items back from them and take them back to the present
So that my family's past selves would still be missing the items, thus changing nothing
But returning the ownership of these items to me in the present
That way, the past hasn't been changed other than some robbers losing their heist painfully
And the only change in the future
is that I get back my original Nintendo Wii
and the 17 games that were stolen
as well as the games downloaded to the Wii from the Wii Shop Channel
That sounds like a brilliant idea, doesn't it?
Sample script (Cave Johnson)[Cave Johnson]
Test Subject! Cave Prime here. I have to warn you about this next test--the lab boys've detected an anomalous entity in this next test chamber. Don't know what the heck it is, but it's probably dangerous. So, I suggest you just haul jumpsuit and get the heck out of there.
Random Bits - Zeke Chroma and Claresh MorganZeke Chroma was an gifted teen who lived his everyday life in the department of tech support. (He was a very tech-savvy boy.) Zeke was always very fond of Dragon-type pokemon and Electric-type pokemon,so he decided to get as close to being one of them as possible; thus,his job. One day,a customer pleased with his service sent Zeke a Dragon Gem. (This particular customer was from Opelucid City.) He treasured this gem as his first big reward in his line of work,also being fond of the dragon aspect. One day,while walking around examining the gem for kicks while waiting on a few calls,he wandered into one of his co-worker's lab experiments. He stumbled and dropped the gem into the device. Wanting to get it back,and without thinking,he reached in after it. He felt a jolt and immediately pulled his arm out. But it was too late. He suddenly began to change. Electricity began to spark from his hands as the flesh atop them began to harden and widen. His skin gradually turned shades of black eve
Steam Workshop UpdateA new SCP map is coming out soon on my workshop!
It's based on SCP Containment Breach,so keep your eyes peeled and your comfiest safety blankets nearby! Maybe a stuffed animal or two.
Here's one of the new SCPs to give you a preview:
An anomalous wall decal SCP. It cannot be contained. It instead contains itself
in random rooms of the facility. Any room it contains itself in becomes infinite
and inescapable. After being in the room with 88.8 for one minute,it will attempt
to kill you. Surviving it (however that may be possible) is the key to escaping.
Sound interesting? Expect more new SCPs!
Slender Short idea*The shot opens up on an empty house. The owners are away,and it's nighttime.*
*Cue inside shot of an open window. A burglar approaches,removes the screen,and hops inside.*
*Burglar looks around triumphantly,and then sees Slenderman. Does not know what it is.*
Burglar: Who the f*** are you?!
*Burglar proceeds to shoot Slenderman with his gun. Slenderman disappears in a puff of smoke.*
*Burglar proceeds further into the house,but sees Slenderman to his left on the far end of the room.*
*Shoots Slenderman again,Slenderman disappears in a puff of smoke again*
*Burglar continues walking. Slenderman's shadow is seen by the viewer creeping towards the man.*
*As the man turns around,the shot cuts to the ground at his feet. A scream is heard,and the burglar's gun drops to the floor.*
*End of scene. Shot cuts out with a shout of static.*
Rokan Region - Connecting with the main gamesIn my own personal headcanon, Secminour roams the Pokemon world as part of his world exploration interest. But,there's a reason why he isn't back in the Rokan region,managing the league: Two years ago, (aka Black/White era) the entire Rokan league was shut down temporarily due to the uprise in crime around the world. Team Plasma included. As such,everyone had to find a place to go,other things to do. Mora Lite spends her time as Professor Maple's assistant, helping with her research. Seul has since then exited his time of seclusion to return to his fans and do Pokemon battles with trainers at Derniere City. Pitaine left on another excursion of his and hasn't shown since. Battre continues to train his Pokemon,but spends the majority of his time having fun with them,sometimes even going to see one of Seul's shows with them. Roporte spends his time with a crew of people restoring Particulier Island. Giovanni,of course,has since then gone to Unova to be part of the Kanto Leaders tournament
Game concept - Slender: BedroomSlender: Bedroom
Slender: Bedroom takes place within the player's bedroom,the player being a random person of course. Assumably female.
The player is having a nightmare (to a black screen describing it in text.).
"Ugh...this is horrible...augh...!"
*the player wakes up to the sight of their room*
"Oh,it was just a nightmare...good."
*the player goes back to sleep. A few seconds later,a clattering sound is heard.*
"What? What was that?"
*the player opens their eyes to see that their bedroom around them has been distorted and stretched out into a messy,cavernous room*
"What happened to my room?"
*player's head turns towards their nightstand*
"Good thing I keep my flashlight nearby at all times."
*the player picks up the flashlight and stands up.*
[It then switches to the player free-roaming their room trying to find out what's going on.]
*the player finds a page.*
1 "What's this? ...'Can't escape?' What does that mean?"
2 " 'Don't run'...don't run from what
Animal Crossing City Folk Tip - HalloweenHey,do YOU play Animal Crossing: City Folk? Are YOU still paying off your debt and the Town Fund? Having trouble scrounging up bells? Well,do I have the solution for you! When Halloween swings by in-game,you'll probably be scrambling around town trying to find Jack to exchange your candy for his furniture. But,what to do after your candy supply is at 0? (Assuming you don't have a costume) Well,here's what you can do:
First,grab a plain shovel you wouldn't mind losing,and go to an open area in your town. Then,dig a bunch of holes. Make several sets of four holes that you could trap someone in,and leave one space open so a person could be shoved in. Make one for each fake Jack in town. After all the holes are dug,go find an impostor Jack and lure him back to all the holes you dug. Lead him to one set of holes,and (making sure there's nothing in your inventory except for the shovel you currently have equipped) let them catch you. Having nothing in your items,they'll give you a Pumpkin hea
TF2 Item Ideas
Team Fortress 2 Item Ideas -
Spy - Multi-Sapper:
Based off of a Flip Video camera,the Multi-Sapper takes place of the Spy's sapper. It does so because it is essentially all sappers in one. The way it works: When equipped,the Spy only holds it,and it does not activate until the player left-clicks. When doing so,the Spy shows an animation of sliding open the camera/sapper. (For simplicity,I'll just call it the camera.) Then,an HUD similar to that of the disguise kit appears showing all the different Sappers. When one is selected,the Spy makes an animation of sliding the slider,followed by the HUD and the camera closing,and lastly an image of the chosen sapper appearing over a team-colored background on the camera's screen. The USB pops out,and then the Spy holds it like a knife,the USB pointing downwards. (Sappers can be switched as many times as wanted.) Attacking players with the charged Multi-Sapper,it can backstab them for 10 damage. But,when used on an Engineer's buildings,the entir
APH - Forest Trio Script
APH FOREST TRIO SCRIPT
Nalicrim: (walking around the forest; trying to find an animal to kill)
Ternik: (sneaking up behind her (Nalicrim) quietly)
Nalicrim: Ugh! Where the HELL are all the damn animals?! I swear.. It's like animals HATE me!
Ternik: (thought: “Okay.... three.. two.. one!”) (yells out) BOO!!
Nalicrim: (screams really loudly)
Nalicrim: (getting mad) What the HELL you asshole?!
Ternik: (still laughing; but not as much) I'm... I'm sorry!!
Nalicrim: Idiot... This is why I HATE YOU!!
Ternik: Oh, hush! You love me~!
Nalicrim: (blushing) I do NOT !!
Ternik: You do too~!
Nezbec: (walks towards them) What the HELL are you two dumbasses doing?!
Nalicrim: Screw you, Nezbec! It's none of your business!
Nezbec: If you two are going to be loud and stupid then, yes it is my freaking business!
Nalicrim: No, it's not! So butt-the-living-hell-out!
Nezbec: Whatever... (walks back to the cabin house they all live in)
The Home Life (My Family Episode 2)The Home Life (My Family Part 2)
Full House Theme song begins to play
Mylifesucksgetoverit: Pet Alien
(Living room: Edd and Emily are playing Nintendo with ICP playing in the background when Station comes home)
Father: Hello family
Son: Hi dad
Father: How was school?
Alien: He dropped out
Father: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT, honey?
Mother: Yes dear?
Father: Why did Edd dropped out of school?
Son: I wanna be a pornstar
(Station passes out and Edd twerks on Station when Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope comes in and raps with a crap load of Juggalos)
Closed Captioning provided by ICP, Seth Macfarlane for a parody of American Dad which you should watch. ( Because I though the alien living with a family was a good idea)
and from viewers like you, Thank you!
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 18 - Ben's Day Off(Ben is exploring Zayto City on his day off, taking a picture of one of its famous landmarks, the Zayto Tower. He notices a cute French maid with short red hair carrying some shopping bags, who we’ll come to know as Alex.
Ben isn’t the only one who notices Alex. Some street punks who look like rejects from Fist of the North Star also have their eye on the maid.)
PUNK1: Niiiice! Get a load of that one! Mm-mm… dem legs!...
PUNK2: Meh. Not my type.
PUNK3: She’s flat as a board.
PUNK1: You guys have no taste! Big boobs are overrated anyway! I got no problem with a flat chest…
(Punk1 walks alongside Alex.)
PUNK1: Hey baby, are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got FINE written all over you!
(Alex scoffs and ignores him.)
PUNK1: Giving me the cold shoulder eh? That’s okay, I like it when they play hard to get.
(As Alex is trying to get away, the redhead blunders onto a subway grate, which causes Alex’s dress to fly up like Marilyn Mon
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 16(It’s the day before the match. We open with an establishing panel of the Wyldcard Ranch. Ben is keeping himself busy by putting the finishing touches on the new habitat for Slash. It’s triple the size of his old one, with a little pond to swim in, with some rock piles to climb on, and trees and caves for shelter.)
BEN: Phew! All done! So, how do you like it, Slash?
(The Jagaldie wheeks happily and hops into the pond. Ben smiles as Slash splashes around.)
BEN: Glad you like it!
(Ben’s amulet chimes.)
WADE: Ben! Report to the tactics room. It’s time for the team meeting.
BEN: Sure, I’ll be right over.
(Ben arrives at the meeting and takes a seat with the rest of the team.)
WADE: Alright, now that we’re all accounted for let’s get right down to business. Kristy’s been hard at work on our battle plan for the upcoming match. Kristy, if you’ll do the honours…
(Kristy projects a hologram from her amulet, bringing up a map of the ar
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 11 - Opposite Approaches(An establishing panel of the Wyldcard ranch. It's early in the morning, and Ben is writing on his blog.)
NARRATION: The past few weeks have been pretty crazy. After the Swordfight Tournament at K-Fest, Riidya joined the Wyldcard team. Then she moved in with us; she's living in the room across from mine. Since then, Dennis and Kristy have begun training me and Riidya.
Things were pretty simple at first. Like those mindlinking exercises we started off with…
(Flash back to a training sequence. Dennis, Kristy, Ben and Riidya are mindlinked with Igor the Ghostoad, Dart the Silkiure, a Kreature resembling a fuzzy wingless dragonfly, Arnold the Rahawk and Dusk the Mardact, a winged possum-like Kreature, respectively.)
DENNIS: The key to mind linking is concentration. You must have a calm mind, shut out all idle distractions, and focus on the task at hand.
KRISTY: Mindlinking requires mental fortitude. The longer you can maintain a link, the more useful you'll be in battle. Every day,
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 09 - No Patience 4 N00bz(An establishing panel of the Theme Tourney arena. Round 1 is already in progress; Dennis, Wally (sitting on Dennis' lap) and Kristy are watching a battle between some anonymous fighters. The battle is in its last stages and comes to a close. During the intermission, Wade arrives with Rita, and sidles up to Kristy.)
DENNIS: Wade! It's about time!
KRISTY: What kept you?
WADE: Never mind that. How did the applications go? Did you find us a fifth team member?
KRISTY: Out of all the applicants, only one had any potential… (She cocks an eye at Rita.) So Wade, is this our corporate sponsor?
WADE: Huh? No, no… she's, uh… a new friend.
RITA: (She waves at Dennis and Kristy) Hi, I'm Rita! Nice t'meetcha!
DENNIS: (Flirtatiously) Heheheh… nice to meet you too. I'm Dennis…
WALLY: (He looks down) Huh? Something's poking me…
KRISTY: (Coldly) And I'm Kristy. His girlfriend.
WADE: So! Kristy, tell me about this… potential teammate you mentioned.
The Randomest Mother Fucking Story EverA/N: Me and my friend Rose were texting. This was our conversation.
Rose: Yup. Dude like if Jamie was like 15 and liked me before before Matt. Oh dayummm!
Me: Guuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrlllllllll! STOP IT! THAT'S MY FANTASY!
Rose: AWWWW HELL NAW!HE IS MY SEXICAN. MINEEEE O.O
Me: ... Well fuck you too dreamkiller u!
Rose: Fuck me... When shall that be?
Me: I'm free at 6... u? (Well that escalated quickly...)
Rose: Nahhh... Make it 10 (And yes, very much so) xP
Rose: Hahahahahahah! jk! Me and Jamie be getting funky at 10... Dude that is the weirdest text I think I've sent xD
Me: I once killed a man with a grape and an angry Italian... I think I've got u beat.
Rose: Once, Al Capone fucked a llama on a boat in the Atlantic ocean... You sure?
Me: Caaaaaarrrrrrrrllllllll! That kills people!
There once was a bluebird Suco. That bird wanted to be lawyer. He was eaten at the age of 7
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 21 - Treating the Rookies(An establishing panel of The Blowhole. Cut to the interior. The Wyldcard team and the Crimson Lightning team are hanging out. Ben and Riidya are with Eric, Dennis and Kristy are with Tony and Monica, Spaz is with Mell and her boyfriend Jeremy, and Wade is with Jenni.)
(Setra serves Eric an order of chicken fingers and fries.)
SETRA: Here’s your meal! Enjoy!
ERIC: Thanks! (He starts chowing down.)
BEN: Just put it on our tab.
SETRA: Sure. By the way, you wouldn’t happen to know where Rita is, would you?
BEN: She’s been living at the Wyldcard Ranch, but I haven’t seen her since she went to that party the other night.
RIIDYA: Knowing her, she’s probably gotten hammered and passed out in someone’s bed.
SETRA: That deadbeat bimbo! This is the third time she’s blown off work! The next time I see her there’ll be hell to pay…
RIIDYA: Give her a flogging for me!
(Eric finishes off his food and guzzles his drink.)
BEN: Whoa, already?
Battle Kreaturez Chapter 19 - Tamer for Hire(An establishing panel of the Wyldcard ranch. Ben and Riidya, mindlinked with their Rahawk and Mardact, are sparring with Dennis and Kristy’s Geksaur and Koobine. The Geksaur and Koobine unleash their Zap Breath and Antennae beams. Ben and Riidya try to avoid the attack but it clips their Kreatures’ wings.)
RIIDYA: Damn! It’s impossible to avoid an attack like that!
BEN: Yeah, it just comes at you way too fast!
KRISTY: Actually, it should be rather simple to avoid.
DENNIS: Maybe you should try a lighter touch.
BEN: What do you mean?...
KRISTY: Sometimes the Kreature knows best. Arnold and Dusk are experts at flying. They’ve been doing it their entire lives.
DENNIS: A Kreature isn’t an expression of its Tamer’s will; they’re meant to fight as one. Don’t always try to suppress the Kreature’s instincts. Use them to your advantage.
KRISTY: Relax your mindlink slightly and let the Kreature handle it. Let’s try this again.
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