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Random bits - If I met The DoctorIf I could meet The Doctor,
and go anywhere and anywhen with him,
I would have him take me to the night my previous house got robbed.
Me and the Doctor, we'd beat those guys to a pulp and them let 'em go.
But we would take the stolen items back from them and take them back to the present
So that my family's past selves would still be missing the items, thus changing nothing
But returning the ownership of these items to me in the present
That way, the past hasn't been changed other than some robbers losing their heist painfully
And the only change in the future
is that I get back my original Nintendo Wii
and the 17 games that were stolen
as well as the games downloaded to the Wii from the Wii Shop Channel
That sounds like a brilliant idea, doesn't it?
Sample script (Cave Johnson)[Cave Johnson]
Test Subject! Cave Prime here. I have to warn you about this next test--the lab boys've detected an anomalous entity in this next test chamber. Don't know what the heck it is, but it's probably dangerous. So, I suggest you just haul jumpsuit and get the heck out of there.
Random Bits - Zeke Chroma and Claresh MorganZeke Chroma was an gifted teen who lived his everyday life in the department of tech support. (He was a very tech-savvy boy.) Zeke was always very fond of Dragon-type pokemon and Electric-type pokemon,so he decided to get as close to being one of them as possible; thus,his job. One day,a customer pleased with his service sent Zeke a Dragon Gem. (This particular customer was from Opelucid City.) He treasured this gem as his first big reward in his line of work,also being fond of the dragon aspect. One day,while walking around examining the gem for kicks while waiting on a few calls,he wandered into one of his co-worker's lab experiments. He stumbled and dropped the gem into the device. Wanting to get it back,and without thinking,he reached in after it. He felt a jolt and immediately pulled his arm out. But it was too late. He suddenly began to change. Electricity began to spark from his hands as the flesh atop them began to harden and widen. His skin gradually turned shades of black eve
Steam Workshop UpdateA new SCP map is coming out soon on my workshop!
It's based on SCP Containment Breach,so keep your eyes peeled and your comfiest safety blankets nearby! Maybe a stuffed animal or two.
Here's one of the new SCPs to give you a preview:
An anomalous wall decal SCP. It cannot be contained. It instead contains itself
in random rooms of the facility. Any room it contains itself in becomes infinite
and inescapable. After being in the room with 88.8 for one minute,it will attempt
to kill you. Surviving it (however that may be possible) is the key to escaping.
Sound interesting? Expect more new SCPs!
Slender Short idea*The shot opens up on an empty house. The owners are away,and it's nighttime.*
*Cue inside shot of an open window. A burglar approaches,removes the screen,and hops inside.*
*Burglar looks around triumphantly,and then sees Slenderman. Does not know what it is.*
Burglar: Who the f*** are you?!
*Burglar proceeds to shoot Slenderman with his gun. Slenderman disappears in a puff of smoke.*
*Burglar proceeds further into the house,but sees Slenderman to his left on the far end of the room.*
*Shoots Slenderman again,Slenderman disappears in a puff of smoke again*
*Burglar continues walking. Slenderman's shadow is seen by the viewer creeping towards the man.*
*As the man turns around,the shot cuts to the ground at his feet. A scream is heard,and the burglar's gun drops to the floor.*
*End of scene. Shot cuts out with a shout of static.*
Rokan Region - Connecting with the main gamesIn my own personal headcanon, Secminour roams the Pokemon world as part of his world exploration interest. But,there's a reason why he isn't back in the Rokan region,managing the league: Two years ago, (aka Black/White era) the entire Rokan league was shut down temporarily due to the uprise in crime around the world. Team Plasma included. As such,everyone had to find a place to go,other things to do. Mora Lite spends her time as Professor Maple's assistant, helping with her research. Seul has since then exited his time of seclusion to return to his fans and do Pokemon battles with trainers at Derniere City. Pitaine left on another excursion of his and hasn't shown since. Battre continues to train his Pokemon,but spends the majority of his time having fun with them,sometimes even going to see one of Seul's shows with them. Roporte spends his time with a crew of people restoring Particulier Island. Giovanni,of course,has since then gone to Unova to be part of the Kanto Leaders tournament
Game concept - Slender: BedroomSlender: Bedroom
Slender: Bedroom takes place within the player's bedroom,the player being a random person of course. Assumably female.
The player is having a nightmare (to a black screen describing it in text.).
"Ugh...this is horrible...augh...!"
*the player wakes up to the sight of their room*
"Oh,it was just a nightmare...good."
*the player goes back to sleep. A few seconds later,a clattering sound is heard.*
"What? What was that?"
*the player opens their eyes to see that their bedroom around them has been distorted and stretched out into a messy,cavernous room*
"What happened to my room?"
*player's head turns towards their nightstand*
"Good thing I keep my flashlight nearby at all times."
*the player picks up the flashlight and stands up.*
[It then switches to the player free-roaming their room trying to find out what's going on.]
*the player finds a page.*
1 "What's this? ...'Can't escape?' What does that mean?"
2 " 'Don't run'...don't run from what
Animal Crossing City Folk Tip - HalloweenHey,do YOU play Animal Crossing: City Folk? Are YOU still paying off your debt and the Town Fund? Having trouble scrounging up bells? Well,do I have the solution for you! When Halloween swings by in-game,you'll probably be scrambling around town trying to find Jack to exchange your candy for his furniture. But,what to do after your candy supply is at 0? (Assuming you don't have a costume) Well,here's what you can do:
First,grab a plain shovel you wouldn't mind losing,and go to an open area in your town. Then,dig a bunch of holes. Make several sets of four holes that you could trap someone in,and leave one space open so a person could be shoved in. Make one for each fake Jack in town. After all the holes are dug,go find an impostor Jack and lure him back to all the holes you dug. Lead him to one set of holes,and (making sure there's nothing in your inventory except for the shovel you currently have equipped) let them catch you. Having nothing in your items,they'll give you a Pumpkin hea
TF2 Item Ideas
Team Fortress 2 Item Ideas -
Spy - Multi-Sapper:
Based off of a Flip Video camera,the Multi-Sapper takes place of the Spy's sapper. It does so because it is essentially all sappers in one. The way it works: When equipped,the Spy only holds it,and it does not activate until the player left-clicks. When doing so,the Spy shows an animation of sliding open the camera/sapper. (For simplicity,I'll just call it the camera.) Then,an HUD similar to that of the disguise kit appears showing all the different Sappers. When one is selected,the Spy makes an animation of sliding the slider,followed by the HUD and the camera closing,and lastly an image of the chosen sapper appearing over a team-colored background on the camera's screen. The USB pops out,and then the Spy holds it like a knife,the USB pointing downwards. (Sappers can be switched as many times as wanted.) Attacking players with the charged Multi-Sapper,it can backstab them for 10 damage. But,when used on an Engineer's buildings,the entir
Shakespeare's Touhou, Act II Scene 1SHAKESPEARE’S TOUHOU
THE COMEDY OF THE SCARLET DEVIL
Inspired by the work of William Shakespeare, Ian Doescher and Team Shanghai Alice.
The misty lake.
Still absent of the tainting sanguine fog,
The misty lake doth haven make for her,
The priestess still encours’d. The end of course
To be the newborne island ‘cross its plane.
With haste she maketh move to cross, but lo!
The mist, as doth the blood, becomes a broth,
The Stalker's Race
The Stalker's Race
Janice snorted as she ran trying to force the memories to fade from her mind. Leg up, leg down, leg up, leg down, breath, new stride, leg up, leg down. The mare thought as she continued her run in the crisp morning air of winter. Horses were running and screaming everywhere, blood marked the grass as I screamed in my own agony. I stood, the grass-beasts finally being chased off and I turned to look at my foal, only to realize it was dead. Janice screamed as she began to run faster forcing herself almost into the ground. A few tears ran down her face but she shook them off. She decided to focus on her bearings; the snow was shallow and it fell ever so light from the sky on the outskirts of the city. She smiled
The Sorcerer article"Look Natsu!" the stellar spirit mage yelled happily and waved a magazine in his face. "My first story in the Sorcerer!"
"That's great Luigi..." the dragon slayer said with his back to the blond, still munching on a fire chicken wing. Beside him Happy, the blue exceed, was trying to fit an entire salmon in his mouth.
"It's Lucy you idiot!"
The blond sighed heavily and went over to the bar where Levy was talking to Mira about a job request she wanted to take. Maybe they would be more excited about her first appearance in Fiore's greatest magazine (oh, who was she kidding, it was a gossip magazine) on the magic world?
"Levy-chan!" the blond called to her friend and waved her hand.
"Lu-chan!" the blue haired script mage said with a huge smile. "I read your story this morning! It was - interesting..."
"Yes, Lucy," the white haired barmaid said and raised one brow questioningly. "I didn't know you and Natsu were official now?"
"What?!" Lucy said in shook, regretting dreadfully
Things I would Say If I could talk in Skyrim
Galmar Stone-Fist: Reasons? Since when does a man need a reason to protect his family, to defend his homeland? It's the damn outlanders and Empire that need the reasons.
Quinn: and yet you want me to join the Stormcloaks, even though I am an outsider No! not just an outsider a Altmer 'High elf' to be correct and you expect me to join a cause that treats my kind as an abomination.
Galmar Stone-Fist: Not this Empire. The world's better without it. Certainly Skyrim is. I fought in the Imperial army in the War against the Dominion. I bled and spilt blood for the Empire. And for what? The Empire to bend its knee before of your kind the evil elf bastards? Signing a treaty meant to kill the heart of the Empire itself. To deny Talos? No. I will have no part of any such Empire. And I will gladly gut anyone who says otherwise.
Quinn: and where would the Stormcloaks be? without signing the treaty, hmmmm!
Bolund: I can't believe we let provincials like you wander Skyrim
OW Assignment I: SHD 401 - 'Harmless, Right?'A silent black, white and grey figure slowly made their way out of the Skull dorm, their silent footsteps continuing to make their way in through the dark. It was just after midnight, and the moon was hidden behind thick, dark clouds.
The figure in question, Emily, was in a sleep-walking like state. Her physical body was walking as her own spirit walked through the spirit realm, searching. She was seemingly talking to herself every once in a while, though this was not the case. She had no assignments to do, as she had done them, and so her nights were free for her to, relatively, do as she pleased.
Her hair was done up in a tight bun atop her head, a pencil through the band and bun, a brown, leather book tucked in the black sash on the long dress she wore.
Kaine was a night owl. One of his favorite places to perch and smoke -- when not in the Shadowmancy classroom grading work of the students -- was the top of the Bone Dorm. It was familiar, a lot had happened in this dorm, even i
Growing Around: Jump and JamGrowing Around:
Jump and Jam
(The episode opens on a peaceful shot of the home. Birds are chirping, cicadas are buzzing. All is well... Until suddenly a loud pop song begins to blaire.)
“But when you look at the ground,
It's clear to everyone around,
You don't know you're gorgeous!”
(Inside the house, Sally is seen dancing and bopping around to the song.)
Sally (singing along, somewhat off-key)
“You don't know you're gorgeous!”
(Downstairs, Robert and Linda look a bit irritated.)
She's been playing that same song ever since we got home...
I know, but we can't just tell her to stop. She's the boss.
We could at least ask.
No. I don't want to get in trouble.
We won't get in trouble as long as we're nice about it.
I'd rather not risk it.
Fine. Besides, this can't go on much longer, can it?
(a title card appears)
2 hours later.
It's driving me crazy!
I know, I know...
(Timmy comes h
The Norman Conquests - Ruth Tries To Teach TomRuth: You don't see it do you, hm?
Ruth: Your obvious problem!
Tom: What problem? Didn't think I had one if I'm honest
Ruth: [muttering] Idiot... I hope Norman had enough sense to dig my grave already
Tom: [looking to the door]
Ruth: Tom? ...Tom! What is so interesting about the door that it draws you away from me?
Tom: That we make doors from cutting and shaping wood from trees - like when people ask for their pets to be stuffed in a certain position, y'know?
Ruth: I know what position I'd have you stuffed in if you don't start listening to me!
Tom: Alright, alright, what's the game?
Ruth: [smiles mischieviously] Women Wooing
Tom: [slightly mishearing] Pigeon Cooing?
Ruth: [turns away] For the love of God- [turns back] get animals out of your head and get me in it instead!
Ruth: No buts! Let's get this done with, birdbrain
Tom: Alright then
Ruth: [acting] Well hey there Tom, aren't you looking dashing today?
Ruth: I thought we could go out somewhere,
RK Voice Introduction Meme1. Why are you here today? (A simple question that can invite all kinds of funny, witty answers.)
2. If you were an animal, what would you be and why?
3. What's the worst thing you did as a kid?
4. What do you do to have fun?
5. Have you been told, you look like someone famous? (This question looks simple but some really funny answers can come up!)
6. What is that one thing which makes you different?
7. If you were to name one piece of clothing that describes you, what would you say?
8. If you could eliminate one thing from your daily schedule, what would it be and why?
9. If you wake up as Hayden Erdmutt, what's the first thing you would do?
10. What about Fletcher Keir?
11. Name one funny trait you have, that you would like others to know.
12. If you turn into your partner for a day, what would you do?
13. Tea or coffee?
14. Tell us something you hate doing. Why?
15. What's your pet peeve?
16. Were you ever drunk?
17. Name one thing that drives you crazy.
18. If given a chance, who w
The Adventures of Knight and Fang pt.1-Undisclosed location in the Rocky Mountains-
Knight and Fang are on mountain cliff over looking a town. Fang has a crazy look on his face. "So, Johnny, are you ready to ADVENTURE?!" Knight looks at him slightly annoyed, "I guess. Wait, Fang, why are we out here?" Fang grins like a mad man, "Great! Then let us be off!" "Fang, what the hell are you up to, AHHHH!" Knight screams as Fang kicks him down the mountain. "ADDDDDVENTURE!"
Some time later...
"AHHHHHH! Ouah." Lands hard, groans as he stands up. Fang flash steps to the bottom, pulls shotgun off his back. "Fang, where did you get that?" "ADDDDVENTURE!" Fang runs off into the town. "Fang get back here!" Knight go after him.
Few minutes later...
Fang blows the doors off a building, shoots the first person he sees, "ADDDVENTURE!" "Fucking Christ, Fang!" Fang shoots someone else. "ADDDVENTURE!" "Was that an old lady?!" Fang shoots again. "ADDVENTURE!" "Who are these people you are killing?!" Fang points shotgun at teller, "Put the mone
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